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Last night I was going back from my bedroom and I saw a green flash. Amber, you already know where this is going, don't you? Anyway, I kept going and I it flew at my face. A FIFTH FREAKING JUNEBUG!!!

I was roleplaying with Invader Zeel last night, and so I came up with an extremely stupid theory on why only I have been bothered by them...

THEY'RE CHILD MOLESTERS IN DISGUISE!!!!! CHILD MOLESTERS DISGUISED AS STUPID LITTLE BEETLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please make it know that this theory is somewhat pausible, so shut your mouth if you're about to go on about how the laws of physics wouldn't allow that.

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