WARNING: THIS STORY IS EXTREMELY CONFUSING
"It's Saturday night. Tonight, we're going big," LMX said, sitting in a restraunt booth with Meme, Randall, Eris, and Cadence. "Okay, let's see, what club should we hit first?" she began. "There's Club Was, there's Wrong," she continued.
"Um, those places shut down a long time ago," Meme said, matter-of-factily. "Oh, no." Randall pouted. "Oh No shut down, too." Meme said. "There's Where," Eris suggested. "Where's Where?" Cadence asked. "Where is where Was was, isn't it?" Eris asked, cunfused.
"No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?" LMX said, sipping a smoothie. "Alright, okay," Randall said, getting confused. "Not Okay. That place is lame." Eris said. "Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that wrong?" LMX asked,
"That's wrong. That's Not Wrong." Meme said, matter-of-factily. "Guys, focus," Eris said, annoyed. "I like Focus, let's go there." Cadence said, smiling. "Where?" Meme asked. "Not Where, Focus." Cadence said. "I thought Focus was closed," Eris said.
"No, Was was closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed." Cadence said. "So Closed is open," Meme said, hoping that this nonsense was over. "No, Closed is closed." Eris said. "I DON'T KNOW. ANYWHERE, THIRD BASE." Meme shouted.
"Ew, no, Third Base is all frat guys." Eris said. "I'll go anyplace, okay?" Meme said. "NOT Okay. Okay is lame." Eris said. "Okay is NOT lame, Lame is a gay bar." LMX said. "Guys, shut up." Cadence said. "No, Shut Up shut down." LMX said.
"I can't believe we don't know the clubs anymore!" Randall said, slaming his fist off the table. "Guys, just pick a club. Okay?" Meme said. "Not Okay!!" Eris said. "OKAY IS LAME! GAY BAR!" the others yelled in unison. LMX sighed and facepalmed.
"Ùm, for the record, me and Meme were there once, I think its pronounced 'La-May,'" Randall said.