Megumi stared out his window. Trick-or-Treaters should be coming soon. But he had one main target: Flask Edmurds, otherwise known as DJ.
Why? Because DJ was an easy enough target.
A small smile twitched at the corners of his mouth as he saw Zlim dragging him up to the teenage boy's house. He heard DJ screaming, "ZLIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET ME GO! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
"I see you've brought him," Megumi noted.
"Why did you bring me here, Zlim? I thought we were friends!"
Megumi took a step closer to DJ. "You were. But she is my slave now." He forcefully yanked Lova in. "She's mine as well. How do you like this feeling, the knowledge of your friends being turned into dark slaves?"
DJ tried to scoot backwards, but Megumi appeared behind him. DJ screamed like a little girl and fell over.
Megumi pulled out a pair of scissors. "Today, you die."
"I-I'm sure w-we could work something out," DJ whimpered.
"I'm afraid not." Megumi dropped his cloak and revealed a large hole whole his heart should be. "I need to steal the purity of a child's soul to fill up this hole." He grabbed Lova and fondled with her breasts, causing her to whimper. "Her soul is too innocent to steal from, and Zlim is just a great friend who I'd never betray."
DJ just lay there, too scared to move.
Megumi sliced his stomach open with the scissors. "This is quite fun."
The teen started crying. It hurt so badly...
He circled DJ slowly. "Innocent children, all lined up in a row. They are waiting for the hangman to came take them away and cleanse them of their sins. They are aware that their death is right around the corner, but they patiantly wait for it, smiling. I was one of those children."
He kicked DJ in the side. "But I couldn't die..."
Tears were streaming down DJ's cheeks. "S-stop th-this," he choked out.
He began to feel light-headed. The world was fading to gray.
"This is what it's like to be on your way to Hell," Megumi informed him emotionlessly. "I took every last bit of your purity. Not even God wants you anymore."
He stopped when Megumi started laughing. "HAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! You really thought you were dying, didn't you? HAHAHA! I wasn't going to kill you! I specialize in curses and black magic, but I'm not evil!" He laughed so hard he nearly fell over. "I might even post this on YouTube!"
Saki came out of her hiding place, holding a camera. "Because that was just funny."
And then they all had pie and ice cream and candy and had a good time. THE ENDZZZZ.